We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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