I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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