But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
