I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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