erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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