I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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