I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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