Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Randomize
