I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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