you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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