Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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