were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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