return my video game
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
