Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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