Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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