yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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