i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
The adults are the big ones right?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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