I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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