You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Randomize
