He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I am full of burrito and curiosity
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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