when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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