So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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