Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
now i know why i became what i already was.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Houston, we have a squirter
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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