just survived the first fart of the relationship.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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