Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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go home
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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