fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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