check it out our google latitudes are spooning
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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