Welp...herpes.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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