I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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