Whod you bang
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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