so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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