Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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