I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You pole danced in your parka.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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