i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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