As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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