spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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