My room smells like vodka and shame
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Is it penis luge time yet?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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