He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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