I feel like abortions should bother me more
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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