I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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