sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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