i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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