My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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