Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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