So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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