Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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