Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
