she smelled like a LAN party
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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