I got chris browned last night
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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