I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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