drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
