you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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