There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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