what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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