I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I smell stomach acid.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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