You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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