That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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