Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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