Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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